Hi!...
---Hei...
Your name is Joshua Van Autumn.
---Du heter Joshua Van Autumn
You are an American
---Du er Amerikansk
You have come to Norway on the trail of the evil maniac who killed your pet rock.
---Du reiset til Norge for aa finne fyren som drepte din stein.
Shortly after arriving in Norway,
---Snart etter kommet deg til Norge,
you decided to go for a stroll in the forest and
---du gikk i skog og
you were captured by a group of nisser. (freaky little elves)
---du var optakt av nisser.
They surround you and there leader says: "Fortell alfabetet!!!"
What do you do?
---Hva gjaar du?
a. Si: "Unskyld, jeg snakker lit norsk."
b. Slaass din nisser!
c. Si "A b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z."
d. Si: "Ah beh ceh deh eh eff geh hoh ee yeh koh ell em enn oo peh ku err ess teh uu ve dobeltve eks eey sett aah eiyuu oh. "
